Mistress of Her Own Domain

Though I've taken a 7 month hiatus from blog writing, I assure everyone I've done useful stuff in that time. For instance, I've almost learned how to parallel park, killed 4 fish (may God rest the little souls of Oodles, Noodles, Snickers, and Doodles), discovered that I signed up for a cable deal that includes softcore porn (whoa, surprise!), and got over my fear of port-a-potties. A few other things happened too, but they're not that interesting. I did, however, actually finish my site redesign, so here's your portal to all of your Kelly needs: http://www.kellyvandersluis.com.