Adventures in Googling

Blogger has this fab feature that lets bloggers see where traffic comes from and how people get to their blogs. Don't worry, I don't know who you are, so keep on creepin', creepers.  However, lots of you who come here seem to know me, mostly because I see that you can spell "Vandersluis" in a Google search. So, hi! Others, I fear you've been severely disappointed when you've gotten here from your searches. Some of my favorite serendipitous blog visits have been from people looking up crazy search terms. I guess it's not surprising that you end up here, because I write about some pretty weird things that attract you, like dumpster scooters, bags of diabetes (BoD), and Colin Powell's nutsack (scroll down, it's there).

Here are some of my favorite search terms that brought us together over the last few weeks--the number beside them indicates the number of hits from searches:

• "being special and narcissism and jean twinge" (1)
• Who or what is a jean twinge? It sounds uncomfortable.
• "cheerleaders in locker room torrent" (1)
• You were clearly disappointed with this search result.
• "muscle relaxer dreams great" (1)
• Amen, searcher.
• "narcissism diabetes" (1), "diabetes narcissism" (2), "diabetes and narcissism" (2)
• What's up with all of the people assuming that diabetics are narcissists? Well, when I someday get diabetes, it will be true.
• "scooter dumpster" (1)
• Whoever you are, our needs in life are clearly in sync. Email me!
• "baby sex selection reeks of narcissism"  (2)
• I see...
• "dinng girl nuuuuuut" (2)
• Is this a thing? TWO of you searched for this and came here?  

Thank you for your time, and I hope we meet again, random searchers.